Are you fucking kidding. My soul hurts watching all these videos from Don’t Fear the Internet. But hey, I will let you be the judge. I hate myself now.
“How can I find my friends on the web?” Well, good luck. Every network has these stupid-ass spammers that just want to take you for a butt-raping ride through hell and back.
Take this bitch for example:
Does she really think you’re hot with your stupid tweets? Of course she does and you should follow her right back and while you’re at it, send her Nigerian prince boyfriend your credit card number. Hate to tell you, that chick has a dong.
First off, you’re dumb if you’re excited about this. If you are so paranoid of people stalking you and/or gathering your information, well fucktard, there is a solution just for you. Don’t put your fucking information online. Stay off the internet, we don’t like you anyways.
So, you want to join in with the social media craze?
Great idea: Why not just join Twitter and protect your account so no one in the world can see what you are saying. Dumbass.
Using open technology like Twitter and shutting everyone out? Brilliant!
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